Good morning from Stevo.
I have always thought this, but have never properly voiced it….. Until now. I mean the resemblance, its uncanny! Am I right? Or Am I right?
The StinkCunt roams among us. She’s as elusive as the BigFoot, hence no pictures, but she is more dangerous than anything possible.
This creature is after your boyfriends, your best friends, and your smelly neo hippy biker kid friends. She just wants to swallow everything into her StinkCunt and there is no stopping her.
There’s been a handful of eyewitness who can describe her accurately enough for an artist rendition but I’m no artist. So, I’m going to describe her as she has been decribed to me, Red Hair, Innocent Smile, an Odor beyond Belief that emenates from her nether regions, and dressed as if she belonged in the 70’s. She often frequents the local coffee shops and tends to attract the more aromatic of individuals particularly boys who don’t shower often.
If you see her, or have friends who have been face to face with the StinkCunt, please for the love of god and anything holy and sacred, call the local authorities to have her put down.
Oh, and lock your doors, there’s no telling what she’s up to.
I don’t remember much of last night but from what I can recall, the last hour smelled like a nasty bitch.
—Stevo (May. 30th, 2007)
Yep. Eat your heart out.
Captured at the JCPenney in the Governor Square mall.
thethirdpoliceman-deactivated20 asked: Stevo is the light in my life.
Let his light wash over you.
0:15 and 1:25 for the lulz.
I miss you Tallahassee. But not the stinky biker kids running amok in the streets, causing conversational headaches concerning generic subjects. Subjects such as the environment, politics and of course religion. Shut up, take a shower and grow some sleeves.
—Stevo (November 5th, 2007)
Submitted by Carly Bales:
I don’t remember what was going on here other than Ian and Stevo were rolling around in my living room moaning and there were skrimps involved.
Generally, Stevo was the dude in the corner at our parties where I’d have to reassure concerned people that I actually knew him.
I don’t remember anecdotes about Stevo back in the day but moreso I remember the ever-present aura of Stevo.
I love black people and I also love Jesus.
—Stevo (March 21st, 2007)