Hi, My Name is Stevo

Doppelganger Submission

I have always thought this, but have never properly voiced it….. Until now. I mean the resemblance, its uncanny! Am I right? Or Am I right?

♥ Bruisey

Day Drunk: Salon Edition

                                 

StinkCunt Returns

The StinkCunt roams among us. She’s as elusive as the BigFoot, hence no pictures, but she is more dangerous than anything possible.

This creature is after your boyfriends, your best friends, and your smelly neo hippy biker kid friends. She just wants to swallow everything into her StinkCunt and there is no stopping her. 

There’s been a handful of eyewitness who can describe her accurately enough for an artist rendition but I’m no artist. So, I’m going to describe her as she has been decribed to me, Red Hair, Innocent Smile, an Odor beyond Belief that emenates from her nether regions, and dressed as if she belonged in the 70’s. She often frequents the local coffee shops and tends to attract the more aromatic of individuals particularly boys who don’t shower often.

If you see her, or have friends who have been face to face with the StinkCunt, please for the love of god and anything holy and sacred, call the local authorities to have her put down. 

Oh, and lock your doors, there’s no telling what she’s up to.

Post Day Drunk (NSFW)

Yep. Eat your heart out.

Photobooth Series

Stevo Sighting

                    

                                 Captured at the JCPenney in the Governor Square mall.

thethirdpoliceman-deactivated20 asked: Stevo is the light in my life.

Let his light wash over you.

Anecdote #3

Submitted by Carly Bales:

I don’t remember what was going on here other than Ian and Stevo were rolling around in my living room moaning and there were skrimps involved. 

Generally, Stevo was the dude in the corner at our parties where I’d have to reassure concerned people that I actually knew him. 

I don’t remember anecdotes about Stevo back in the day but moreso I remember the ever-present aura of Stevo.